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Dear Extra, You have recently sparked my impulse buying nerve when I came across your new flavor of mint chocolate chip ice cream gum at my local grocery establishment. Curious and rather excitedly, I purchased your chewing gum for a mere one U.S dollar. Upon trying this gum for the first time I was rather disapointed to find out that this gum tasted of no chocolate nor ice cream, but just mint. I now realize you have just created a new flavor, without in fact, creating a new flavor. Touche extra, touche. I give you credit for your clever advertising scheme and the nice touch of a delicious scoop of seemingly cold ice cream on the package. Furthermore I will finish this pack of imposter flavored gum but in the future I will spend my money on better flavors (see Orbitz flavor watermelon). Sincerely, Now craves ice cream. | | |
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