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 Dear Extra, You have recently sparked my impulse buying nerve when I came  across your new flavor of mint chocolate chip ice cream gum at my local  grocery establishment. Curious and rather excitedly, I purchased your  chewing gum for a mere one U.S dollar. Upon trying this gum for the first  time I was rather disapointed to find out that this gum tasted  of no chocolate nor ice cream, but just mint. I now realize  you have just created a new flavor, without in fact, creating a new  flavor. Touche extra, touche. I give you credit for your clever advertising  scheme and the nice touch of a delicious scoop of seemingly cold ice  cream on the package. Furthermore I will finish this pack of imposter  flavored gum but in the future I will spend my money on better flavors  (see Orbitz flavor watermelon). Sincerely, Now craves ice cream. |    |  |
 
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